This week we discuss the darkest timeline. QAnon, Cicada 3301, doing barrel rolls, alternate reality games, and making sense of the meaningless. Share, and enjoy.

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Mark's had a tough couple of weeks, and he's boiling mad (almost literally). Bryan debuts his super evil new voice which hurts after a few minutes. We talk about disappearing cat poop, tulpas, aliens, and movies.

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This week's been a little rough. Bryan's dealing with a massive flea infestation and sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Yet WE PREVAIL! This week we talk about why in the HELL anybody would actually want to live in San Francisco.

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We're back with more ridiculous train safety nonsense! Monstark and Me discuss some of the craziest politicians running in the primaries, and the problem with modern-day "bros." RIP Anthony Bourdain. Music from Zeal and Ardor.

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May 24, 2018

Episode 22: Shrunk

This week, Bryan's yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Then, Monstark's tales from the video rental store! Also, our tips for which shitty pizza chain you should frequent if you're "woke." Finally, a long psychotherapy session. The first 20 minutes of audio isn't totally perfect (it's fine), but the other 3 hours are juuuuust great, don't you worry. This week's music is "Shrunk" from Aesop Rock's album "The Impossible Kid."

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This week, it's Kanye fever! Plus Monstark talks of his moment in the sun, Seattle's Creature-Con, more politics, the Dunning-Kruger effect explained, Stephen Hawking's theories of the multiverse, and much much more that I can't really remember right now. I was a little high.

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March 11, 2018

Episode 18: For The Birds

Monstark & Me are joined by my super annoying parakeets. This week we discuss Emerald City Comic Con, true crime podcasts, and Freaky Friday. Share & Enjoy!

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February 27, 2018

Episode 17: Start Hatin’!

We're back!! We are so so sorry for the long break. Mark is now settled in Portland, and Bryan's getting over the plague. This week we discuss the most Portlandy things about Portland, why NOBODY has started hating on Mark yet, Bryan's elitism, and how we're all free to be you and me!

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This week, Monstark enlightens us on the Pacific Northwestern Yeti, and then we delve into the world of astrology and dreams, with a brief diversion into schizophrenia.

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